Welcome to hel-... heaven ^^

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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swimmer-matsuoka:

why stop at one bucket?

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disturbingelephanteyes:

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

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trohmankini:

  • it’s okay to eat
  • it’s okay to have fat, because it’s natural and it doesn’t make you ugly or unlovable
  • stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok
  • your body is wonderful exactly the way it is
  • please be kind to yourself
  • i love you so much

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the-mad-butterfly:

parallelanprincess:

my-pretty-little-universe:

sadandrad5sos:

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Optional Uniform

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ID

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

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Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

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Pirates/History dorms

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disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

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Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

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Bye mom

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Can we have THIS??? PLEASE

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

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artseke:


artseke:

Hey look a seahorse

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

artseke:

artseke:

Hey look a seahorse

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

(Quelle: badwaters, via nutildo)

namorass1:

from 
Groundwork of Evangelion 3.33 vol.1

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sturmtruppen:

beifong-academy:

djsckatzen:

n0sugarcoating:

monkeytoybox:

damnaveragesheep:

loonylunabelle:

In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection.  Behold the majesty and mayhem!  Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah.  The dildo photography is a Major Project.
Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog.  But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.

I want to bathe in toys.

Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.

#you get an extra hour in the dong pit

how much fucking money is that worth

Is that a fucking Ice Cream dildo in the bottom right?WHY YOU WANNA FUCK ICE CREAM

because it’d be really cool

sturmtruppen:

beifong-academy:

djsckatzen:

n0sugarcoating:

monkeytoybox:

damnaveragesheep:

loonylunabelle:

In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection.  Behold the majesty and mayhem!  Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah.  The dildo photography is a Major Project.

Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog.  But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.

I want to bathe in toys.

Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.

how much fucking money is that worth

Is that a fucking Ice Cream dildo in the bottom right?

WHY YOU WANNA FUCK ICE CREAM

because it’d be really cool

(via nutildo)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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lenorasaurus:

Some rockets drawn by me ^^

lenorasaurus:

Some rockets drawn by me ^^

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shtrawburry:

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time for a game of disappearing- 

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shylilfangirl:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

this is my favorite so far

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heartlessbombshell:

hales-colt:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

I’m saying is it porn you wanteverytime i lose a follower from now on :D

I ask this … Every time.

I just lost a follower… why :(

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