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betterthankanyebitch:

me: what’s for dinner?

mom: mcdonalds

me

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akatsuki-shin:

Congrats, gay swimmers!
All five of you managed to get into Top 10 out of 30 places and swap the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place altogether.
Plus, you finally managed to overthrow Sebastian from his long-lasting reign on the Bishie Throne and Levi-heichou’s popularity, as well.
(From Animage Magazine, October 2014 Issue)

akatsuki-shin:

Congrats, gay swimmers!

All five of you managed to get into Top 10 out of 30 places and swap the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place altogether.

Plus, you finally managed to overthrow Sebastian from his long-lasting reign on the Bishie Throne and Levi-heichou’s popularity, as well.

(From Animage Magazine, October 2014 Issue)

(via funnycupcakes)

ursus-austrum:

amroyounes:

How about some love for a good police officer?

Officer Gaetano Acerra

Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

The corruption needs to go.
This guy can stay.

(via funnycupcakes)

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

(via wicked-mint-leaves)

thatonetony:

gaycroissant:

bigbeautifulafro:

stealingcenterstage:

This is, by far, the best short film I’ve seen in my life. Every time I watch this it divulges even more meaning.

Will always fucking reblog. I mean just look at the animation to begin with it is stunning. Not to mention the plot is fabulous and the voice acting is spot on. Every time I watch this I get chills down my spine. its so eerie what we can accomplish now days. 

WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN PRODUCED INTO A 2 HOUR MOVIE OH MY GOD

Because it was made by Quantic Dream, a video game company… not a movie studio. It’s a tech demo for the graphics engine they used for “Beyond: Two Souls”.

But, seeing as most of Quantic Dream’s games are just movies with QTE’s… if you can convince them to do more with this, you’ll get at least something close to what you want.

(Quelle: ladypoetess)

thatonetony:

rouji:

I hate it when I post gifs, and they don’t work, but if someone comments on it, the little thumbnail is animated. Why? Why you do? Have it be animated on both or none at all :I

It’s because the world hates you.

thatonetony:

dorkly:

tessen:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

Looks like he could be someone’s dad. I don’t get it. Is this a dad joke??

I think that’s supposed to be Phoenix Wright cosplay? But the hair is all wrong.

You can’t just assume it’s a Phoenix Wright cosplay just because he’s wearing a blue suit. The guy could just like blue suits.

thatonetony:

dorkly:

tessen:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

Looks like he could be someone’s dad. I don’t get it. Is this a dad joke??

I think that’s supposed to be Phoenix Wright cosplay? But the hair is all wrong.

You can’t just assume it’s a Phoenix Wright cosplay just because he’s wearing a blue suit. The guy could just like blue suits.

(Quelle: jeffknkgaming)

thatonetony:

eikasianspire:

robbonp:

robbonp:

can i identity as a bag of candy or is that racist

i lost 2 followers

TUMBLR!

This site sometimes…

thatonetony:

superpsyguy:

wheretheresawil:

rugdog:

awdplace:

pennicandies:

allisontype:

highway62:

bigredrobot:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

superheroeswearingjackets:

franzferdinand2:

superheroeswearingjackets:

highway62:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

"Let’s save Bitcoin. Together."

"Piss piss piss piss"

"This is a cape."

"These are four words."

"Ron Paul twenty sixteen."

"Info Wars Dot Com"

"Pretzels is the same."

"Say you, say me."

"Remember where we parked?"

"bigger on the inside"

"MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!"

"I’m the Goddamn Batman"

"Nitwit. Oddment. Blubber. Tweak."

"Hot. Wet. Moist. Tight."

"I don’t know how to count."

thatonetony:

superpsyguy:

wheretheresawil:

rugdog:

awdplace:

pennicandies:

allisontype:

highway62:

bigredrobot:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

superheroeswearingjackets:

franzferdinand2:

superheroeswearingjackets:

highway62:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

"Let’s save Bitcoin. Together."

"Piss piss piss piss"

"This is a cape."

"These are four words."

"Ron Paul twenty sixteen."

"Info Wars Dot Com"

"Pretzels is the same."

"Say you, say me."

"Remember where we parked?"

"bigger on the inside"

"MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!"

"I’m the Goddamn Batman"

"Nitwit. Oddment. Blubber. Tweak."

"Hot. Wet. Moist. Tight."

"I don’t know how to count."

thatonetony:

tokiro07:

I looked up synonyms for Brawl and Melee and I found some good ones for future Smash Bros titles.

Super Smash Bros Clash

Super Smash Bros Feud

Super Smash Bros Riot

Super Smash Bros Scrap

and my personal favorite

Super Smash Bros Brouhaha

Needs more Super Smash Bros Kerfuffle.

thatonetony:

fdsuprema:

suriookami:

always-thirsty-pocket:

snerdd:

I had this picture all ready for a Chrom reveal but now its useless.

You have my Chromdolences.

Must have been a real blow to his Chromfidence.

Guys you should be Chromsiderate to his feelings.

Yeah, it’s terrible when the character you’re expecting get dechromfirmed.

thatonetony:

fdsuprema:

suriookami:

always-thirsty-pocket:

snerdd:

I had this picture all ready for a Chrom reveal but now its useless.

You have my Chromdolences.

Must have been a real blow to his Chromfidence.

Guys you should be Chromsiderate to his feelings.

Yeah, it’s terrible when the character you’re expecting get dechromfirmed.

thatonetony:

They actually textured her brand… Lucina actually has the Brand of the Exalt on her eye in Smash.
I love it when devs don’t skimp on details like that!

thatonetony:

They actually textured her brand… Lucina actually has the Brand of the Exalt on her eye in Smash.

I love it when devs don’t skimp on details like that!